bunk spunk
when you’re knocking one out on the top bunk watching p-rn full volume on your ipad and you hear your mum walking up the stairs so you panic and role over off the top bunk. your mum hears a thump and goes to take a look. to her surprise she finds her son on the floor covered in sp-nk with bruised ribs and a broken ipad.
my friend bunk sp-nked
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