bunny man
incredibly r-t-rded urban legend originating in fairfax county, va.
“the bunny man is an urban legend that probably originated from two incidents in fairfax county, virginia in 1970, but has been spread throughout the washington d.c. area. there are many variations to the legend, but most involve a man wearing a rabbit costume (“bunny suit”) who attacks people with an axe. many variations occur around “bunny man bridge”, the concrete tunnel of a southern railway overp-ss on colchester road in clifton. story variations include the origin of the bunny man, names, motives, weapons, victims, description of the bunny suit, and the possible death of the bunny man. in some accounts the bunny man’s ghost or aging spectre is said to come out his place of death each year on halloween to commemorate his untimely demise. in some accounts, victims’ bodies are mutilated.”
person 1: oh my g-d, have you guys heard about the bunny man that periodically appears near clifton and burke? i heard his ghost appears at bunny man bridge every halloween!
person 2: yes, everybody has, and quite frankly it’s a load of garbage.
a mascot spreading across universities all over the united states in a “killroy was here” style movement. posters, stickers, and chalkboard drawings including the phrase “bunnyman demands servitude” or “surrender, bunnyman demands it” and a small modernist design bunny emblem are the normal mediums.
“bunnyman demands servitude.”
drug dealer; mainly marijuana; code name so people, police, teachers, etc. will not know what you mean weed.
-man i’m out of bunny food and i really want to go chasing bunnies…
-you want my bunny man’s number?
a)a man who is pleasing in bed.
b)a guy who gives good f-ck.
matmat “i’m bunny man, i don’t need any training”
girl “giggle giggle”
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