BUPA
british underage p-rn -ssociation.
bupa healthcare centre.
a wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the healthcare centre. when during her tour, she p-ssed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.
“oh my god!!” screamed the woman, “that’s disgraceful!!! why is he doing that?”
the doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, “i’m very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his nuts rapidly fill with s-m-n, and if he doesn’t do that at least 5 times a day, he’ll be in extreme pain and his nuts could easily rupture”.
”oh well, in that case, i guess it’s ok.” commented the woman.
in the very next room, a male patient was lying in bed and it was obvious that a nurse was performing oral s£x on him. again, the woman screamed, “oh my god!! how can that be justified?”
again the doctor spoke very calmly, “same illness, ma’am! at bupa, those underage patients are being treated under a new physiotherapy method!!!”
bupa noun (boo-pah) “breast to upper p-ssy area” similar to fupa. bupa starts at the breast, moving downward & swallows any evidence of one’s torso. a very fat belly to p-ssy area.
“man, that woman’s bupa is out of control!”
b up a. refers to modern warfare (mw2, cod4, world at war). it means to “give up” or “tap out” and back out of the lobby before the game starts. you can tell someone to “bupa” (sounds like “boopa”) if you want them to leave.
example 1:”man, you guys have no skill- you keep using your noob tubes”. “noob tubes? these are pro pipes. b up a”
example 2: “i don’t noob tube, i bro-pipe!”
a baby sized fupa that hasnt reached full potential
kristy ally or oprah have bupas
(boo-pah) – big upper p-ssy area, found mostly on older and/or fat women.
wow, my teacher has a big bupa
back upper p-ssy area
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