Bureaucrap
a lazy, paper-shuffling government worker. bureaucr-p’s main duty is spending all money they are allotted by any means necessary, then asking for more the next fiscal year. bureaucr-ps perpetuate the problems they are -ssigned to solve, as this is job security.
upon realizing there was still $200,000 in the department’s budget, bureaucr-p dan successfully arranged five seminars dealing with “diversity in a mid-level management paradigm.”
the useless scr-ps of red tape, spurious doc-mentation, signatures, human signatories, telephone messages, post-it(tm) notes, faxes, lois, mous and other detritus that are necessary in order to navigate a needlessly bureaucratic organization.
“bring that stack of bureaucr-p to the vendor meeting. corporate counsel needs to know that we dotted our “i”s on this one.”
(verb) the act of putting an idea, proposal or doc-ment through examination by a bureaucracy or bureaucratically minded administrator.
“i had a great idea but i don’t know what it’ll look like once management gets done bureaucr-pping all over it.”
the large amount of unnecessary paperwork generated by a government agency that litters the desks, offices, and email accounts of anyone who conducts business with them.
usually consists of copious amounts of forms to get permission to fill out other forms that require multiple levels of approval along with original signatures of individuals who are on vacation for a duration of which negates the original intent of completing the form.
john d. compiled a large amount of bureaucr-p on his desk in a desperate attempt to notify the army corps of engineers that concrete will in fact get hard when water is added.
a large file cabinet full of bureaucr-p fell over which resulted in the death of a young boy. during the impending investigation the file cabinet along with the bureaucr-p it contained was confiscated and impounded. this caused an emergency meeting of the involved parties to determine if the confiscation of all the bureaucr-p will effect project completion and the cost impact of losing the important bureaucr-p. it was determined that the confiscation of the file cabinet resulted in a increase of production due to the removal of clutter from the office and a cost savings due to not having to pay some one to store it at project completion.
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