Bureaucratic Masturbation
noun – 1. engaging in any activity for the sake of making one feel better about themselves, their organization, or their company without actually accomplishing anything. 2. holding meetings to provide recommendations only to have management do what they wanted in the first place. 3. holding special work group meetings to make the ‘little people’ feel ownership, when the decision has already been made by higher levels of management.
my boss has picked me to suffer through more bureaucratic masturbation, representing the department on a policy work group.
i spent the last 3 months researching the best candidate for the position and the boss picked his pet employee anyway. g-d i hat bureaucratic masturbation!
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