burgled
to have an act preformed on you that is the best you have ever had therefore making all other experiences inferior in the future.
“man she really burgled my b-lls last night, i don’t know how anyone could do that better than her”.
to be robbed, thieved, or otherwise stolen from.
it is derived from the hamburglar, the one who burgles burgers.
i left my apartment unlocked and it got burgled!
robin hood burgles the rich and gives to the poor.
while using a public restroom/toilet stall, someone trys to or succeds in opening the stall door, robbing you of the serenity needed to drop a deuce (doo doo).
dude, i went over to the hotel lobby to use the clean toilets, and with 4 out of 5 stalls open, i still got burgled!
to throw up just a little in your mouth or the back of your throat while being drunk.
“dude, after taking that shot i burgled a bit.”
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