Fire Fighters Coffee Mug
this is when you shave off your own as well as your s-xual partners pubic hair and then proceed to shave off one of your partners eyebrows. next, you j-zz where the shaved eyebrow once was. and finally, you take those shaved off p-b-s and sprinkle them onto the same spot you just came. the goal is to make it look like the eyebrow was never shaved off
person 1: yo i just mugged this b-tch last night
person 2: really you mugged her? like robbed her?!
person 1: no way man! i fire fighters coffee mugged her!
person 2: oh sweet! :d
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