Burmese Whoopee Cushion
when you hook up with a burmese woman (because who doesn’t) and she sits on your face and makes a farting noise (as all burmese women do). it kinda sucks.
hey, joe, you see i traveled to myanmar a few months ago and i hooked up with a young burmese hooker but she gave me a burmese whoopee cushion and i left immediately.
#burmese #myanmar #farting #whoopee #cushion
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