burn that midnight oil
a clever way to ask your 420 friendly f-ck buddy to come over late at night, do some dabs, and f-ck like rabbits.
similar to netflix and chill.
and. . . it doesn’t count if you’re just smoking weed. dabs only. kk?
guy: hey what r u doing?
girl: not much, just bored 🙁
guy: you wanna come over and burn that midnight oil?
girl: ummmm. . . sure. . . why not? i haven’t been high all day 😉
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