burner stroller
a child stroller that costs under $30, that is usually foldable like an umbrella. this type of stroller can be left behind in public places by the owner and subject to being damaged, lost or stolen without guilt.
parent 1: should we bring the stroller on the plane to visit your parents?
parent 2: no honey, bring the burner stroller so our $500 greco doesn’t get damaged or jacked when we check the stroller.
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