Burnie Burns


michael justin burns, aka “burnie” (somehow derived from an earlier nickname “b-n-r”), is a director/actor known for creating the hit internet series “red vs. blue” and is said to have kickstarted the machinima craze. burnie owns the production company rooster teeth based in austin, texas. along with a brilliant mind, burnie has an affinity for sandwiches, being a d-ck to his employees, killing zombies and cryogenicallly freezing bald people so he can become a black man in the future.
fun fact: burnie burns is a closeted wow player.

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