Burnley Hosepipe
a pop bottle (normally 2 litre capacity) with a small hole drilled in the lid. when filled with water and squeezed, the resultant jet works like a mini hosepipe for those too pikey to own a real hosepipe.
“p-ss us that pop bottle- maude, the dog’s left a nutty truncheon on the step and i need to hose it away.”
-burnley hosepipe
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