burnt face man
a hilarious flash animation about a superhero with a burnt face!”
scenario 1:
bfm”i can’t see a fire…or smoke”
man”well there is a fire…i’m not lying! and and if you save her…i’ll give you this sega game gear!”
bfm”keep hold of your….high tech gaming system! i laugh at danger!”
scenario 2
bfm”arrgh! and i’ll rip your f-cking ankles off!”
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a series of short cartoons by david firth. burnt face man is supposedly a superhero named burnt face man, but doesn’t have many powers. he also has a burnt face. he can however create a sonic boom although it is weak. burnt face man is reputed to be gay, and has two main foes, man spider and b-st-rd man. he enjoys playing mel gibson’s safari 3 and having a piece of cheese. anger man gave him a golden shower while listening to cradle of filth.
burnt face man: take that crime, you sh-t!
bfm:you there, are you a crime…inal a criminal?
bfm: well if it isn’t my old foes man spider and b-st-rd man.
bfm: that’s it, i’m adding you to my list marked villains
rockhead rumple: no, take me off the list, cross it off!
bfm: no sir!
rr: d-ckehad, you’re a d-ckhead!
bfm: not one!
a big gay man with a burnt face. superhero in the same league as salad fingers
“i bet your gay”
“i’m not gay, i have a calender with naked ladies on……at home”
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