Burnt Toast

burnt toast, also commonly referred to as “bt”, is the state of uncontrollable sleepiness and or heavy eyelids. a ridiculous drowsiness that is unescapable for any living organism. may lead to dropping of the controller in late night video game sessions. or, getting beat on a backdoor cut while defending in basketball. the only cure is sleep and better better gym shoes.
oh my gosh, mary is so burnt toast.
guys, i’m burnt toast.
she is p-ssed out for the night, burnt toast.
he got burned on that backdoor cut. he is extra burnt toast.

what are the signs of bt?
1. eyelids that feel as though they have heavy chain b-lls attached to them.
2. uncontrollable laughter at things that wouldn’t ordinarily be all that funny.
3. you’re playing halo at 3am in the morning and you glance over at your teammates screen only to find that his character is running into a wall, while the player’s eyes are closed.
4. another sure fire sign is the tired head bob or slurring of words.
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a piece of bread that is burnt.
this is one of four words that is involved in the jackson high school controversy about the shirts. asb printed words on backs of shirts and handed them out, but after someone looked on urbnadictionary, the shirts became news and were revoked
my toast is burnt (burnt toast)
when expecting something awesome yet instead it’s super stale
quit acting so burnt toast ya little b-tch!
refers to in a relationship were one is wasting the others time. the one who is wasting the time is the burnt toast. they are someone who is disrespectful by their cluelessness. if you only had enough b-tter for one peice of toast and had a loaf of bread would you waste your b-tter the burnt toast? no, than why would you give this man or woman your time and energy.
tony says the leah regarding a boy who she like and keeps selling her out, “your waisting your time on that burnt toast”
the scariest thing ever.
i got burnt toast by accident it scared the living sh-t outta me
burnt toast, the guy who comes over drunk and toasted then drinks all your beer. then you say get out toast, you have burnt this bridge.
random toast: wheres the beer?

erik: the bridge is burnt, you burnt toast!!
expression used the same way as “that sucks”
princy: gosh you’re so smart

amanda: not really. not compared to the rest of my graduating cl-ss, things are getting tougher with this economy.

princy: oh, burnt toast.