burpese
the secret language between jessica l. and christina h. composed of the widest variety of belches known to man. this language is known to demasculinate any man within ear shot, which is about half a mile. originated in boone, nc.
jessica: “buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp.”
christina: “belllllllllllllllllllch uh brp.”
jessica: “errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrb bulllllp.”
observing male: “d-mn they burp like men…better than any man i’ve heard!!”
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