Burping on my dick
when a girl is an ultimate tease or blue b-lls you. if you need to go home and m-st-rb-t- after being with a girl, then she just burped on your d-ck.
jordan: aye, how was your date last night? did you do anything?
parker: nah bro, she was burping on my d-ck all night.
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