burping the chair


pushing your -ss down repeatedly into the cushin of a chair after farting into it repeatedly.
d-ckbob thought it was safe to come back into the room, but i was burping the chair and chased his -ss back out.
when a person farts into a particularly soft chair, and the repeat process of getting up and sitting down produces a recreation of the original fart.
the smell of stagnant t-rds made me realize i was just burping the chair.

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