Burrito Bowl


when a guy takes a girl to chipotle to get a burrito. he then takes the chipotle burrito an shoves it into her v-g-n-. he then eats the burrito while it’s still inside her. good for both parties because they are both stuffed.
guy: let’s go get chipotle
girl: why?
guy: so i can eat a burrito bowl!
after eating 2 burritos, spread a girl’s b-tt cheeks apart and vomit into the bowl-shaped cavity. proceed to have -n-l s-x, using the partially digested burritos as lube.
i feel great – i just gave that girl a burrito bowl.

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