burrito sleeve
what steve harvey calls a condom, as evident from what he has said on family feud.
steve: we surveyed 100 people, what do you want your man to wear when your feeling s-xy?
contestant: a condom?
steve: burrito sleeve it is!
mrs. harvey: d-mn steve, put yo d-mn burrito sleeve on.
a condom
you should wear a burrito sleeve for protection against pregnancy or std’s.
a latex sleeve into which your beefy burrito snugly fits, so none of your sauce drips into your woman’s lips.
don: “c’mere, baby, donnie’s gonna make you feel like a real woman tonight.”
mel: “whatever…just wrap that thang in a burrito sleeve first, big boy.”
a meat filled condom
jose: hey lopez, did you and your girl do the chaka chaka, yet?
lopez: yeah hombre. she made me wear a burrito sleeve.
a “burrito sleeve” is a sleeve for your burrito. your burrito can be an actual mexican food burrito or whatever you call your “burrito” sleeve that thing that is your thing.
my burrito feels naked without its sleeve.
here’s a burrito sleeve.
ah. that’s better.
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