burritorrorize
to sabotage, while working in a burrito shop, causing a burrito to do something unexpectedly bad. examples include providing excessive hot sauce or wrapping the burrito loosely so that it explodes all over a customer’s shirt.
chipotle worker 1: that douchebag asked me to mix up the contents of his burrito before wrapping it.
chipotle worker 2: burritorrorize him! we’ll see who gets the last laugh when his mouth is on fire and there’s a pile of beans in his lap.
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