burrows the death stalker
another intellectual species that is silent but deadly. just like a fart. it doesn’t speak or talk, but instead smiles to itself. once this smile is placed upon you, ultimate death awaits. it’s body features are very unrealistic like, but has long arms, long legs and a short torso.
person 1: “help, help!!”
person 2: “what?! whats wrong?!”
person 1: “i saw a burrows the death stalker!”
person 2 faints…
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