Burting
a spiritual successor to the dirty sanchez, burting is the next step in s-xual conquest. if you remember sesame street you will remember the duo of ernie and burt. the character burt was cursed with a famously bushy unibrow.
in ‘burting’ someone, your goal is to recreate this iconic look on the sweaty face of your sloppy disease ridden wh-r- you could barely afford, or possibly a loved one. with your p–p-covered p-n-s you achieved after tricking him/her into -n-l intercourse, simply drag across the eyebrows or eyes to forever shame them.
if you are feeling extra naughty, you can simply lay a log across their eyes in what we now call the ‘bushy burt’
” she wouldn’t stop nagging me so last night she got some old fashion burting. now we don’t talk much anymore…but at least she shut up.”
” last night i gave my girlfriend a bushy burt. she didn’t see it coming, she couldn’t see me leave.”
{buhr-tuh} (verb) the act of copying; to take; to recreate someone else’s idea as your own.
1) dude, i totally burted your blog’s poll
2) this is unit 32, do you burt?
3) man, stop burting my blog!
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