Burton

is the most loveable, caring, kind,reliable, and considerate man on this planet. sometimes a weirdo but you learn to love him. he will always be there for you and will never hang you out to dry. and is very charismatic. gets along with you family very well and is usually a family guy. he has a huge loving heart. you’ll never be able to hate him. and the s-xiest man alive!!
that guy is totally a burton!
one of the flyest hoods in west side detroit
“hey im goin to steves pizza” “isnt that in burton” “ya” “u better watch ur back”
the lowest-level urinal in a group of two or more urinals in a men’s public restroom; also considered the “short” or “little people” urinal. this urinal is typically placed at the end of the line or group of urinals on a wall.
“the bathrooms at the stadiums are always so crowded. the last time i went in there the only urinal not occupied was the burton.
burtucky…a suburb of flint.
i went to atherton high school in burton.
a popular term that has cropped up in the north-east of england after a scitzophrenic teacher named thus reduced a cl-ss to hysterics in a lesson and continued to amuse them with her antics throughout the year. this teacher has a cult following in an irregular sense – she is not worshipped so much as slandered. the cl-ss secretly take the mick out of her every single lesson without her knowing

“a burton” is somebody who acts much like this teacher. this is usually someone who suffers from terminal pms (prehistoric monster syndrom)

to “pull a burton”(1) is to act like her, ie: acting kind and caring one second and then evolving over a period of 55 minutes into a raging monster, this transformation can occur slowly or quickly, and may also ebb and flow. facial expressions resembling a pig or a form of small chimp usually accompny this metamorphisis.

to “pull a burton”(2) is to get-off, snog, make-out, or have s-xual intercourse with a burton.

to “pull a burton”(3) is to literally pull a burton. a rope is attached to the leg (or other appendage) of a burton and she is dragged for several miles through a field.

to “slap a burton” is to make an acceptable quip/comeback about a burton when she is speaking or teaching a cl-ss. to successfully slap a burton more than one person must laugh at your quip/joke/comeback and she must not hear. each quip is worth 10 points in “burton slap” (see below)and an extra 50 points is gained if she questions you worryingly about the laughter. (the look of paranoia on her face is unmissable)

“burton slap” is a game in which each table or group of individuals secretly take the mick out of the burton in the room. the table/team with the highest points at the end of the 55 minute period wins. bonus points are given for reducing the burton to a nervous wreck on the floor.

how to spot a burton:
burtons are usually short. very short. in fact they’re really just large, scitzophrenic dwarves.

a burton’s eyes will glow red when challenged

burtons laugh occasionally for no reason. maybe the voices tell them jokes.

one or more burtons in a single place or travelling together is called a “circus”.
“oh she’s such a burton!”
“hey, i pulled a burton last night!”
-whispers- “she’s about to pull a burton”
“let’s play burton slap!”
“look over there, there’s a circus of burtons. it’s like the deleted scenes from dawn of the dead”
(verb) an attempt to turn an obviously bls ambulance run into an als run by talking the patient into having life-threatening symptoms. this is done in order to avoid taking care of the patient and/or avoiding paperwork.
that last patient only had a sprained ankle. why did you try to burton me?
a burton is a word used to describe an agb or after grog bog. generally a sticky yet runny type of excrement after a big night out on the booze.

peki awoke this morning hungover and with an intense stomach ache, he turned to me and said ‘i really need to burton!’

davestrizl walked into the zam mens room to a somewhat disgusting aroma, he then proceeded to yell ‘who took a m-ssive burton?’