Flash Drunk
when, from a sober state, you consume a large amount of alcohol (preferably liquor) in a very brief amount of time. by doing so, you go from completely sober to instantaneously drunk, byp-ssing the ‘buzzed’ stage of alcohol consumption.
i just got here, the game starts in 20 minutes, and i’m not paying $8 for a beer. better get flash drunk. hand me that jack daniels.
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