Bus Anxiety
(n.) a temporary syndrome, during which one exhibits the symptoms of intermittently and repet-tively standing up from the bus stop bench, walking to the curb and occasionally far into the street, and looking far down the approaching roadway only to sit down again immediately thereafter. this can lead to the more permanent condition known as bus stop syndrome which is more prevalent for those who remain in a seated position. those who are particulary adept at bus spotting seem to be immune from this syndrome. the syndrome is alleviated when the awaited bus arrives, and may be accompanied by a bus jig. another known cure for this syndrome is to quickly slam a beer or another alcoholic beverage while waiting.
jack, seated: hey man, if you need to get up and dance around, the bathroom’s behind the bus stop, not in front of it!
moe: no, this thing is supposed to come by every 10 minutes and it’s been about 25 since i’ve been here!
jack: i think you might have a case of bus anxiety. you better crack a beer and get that taken care of.
Read Also:
- rock beef
a way of showing disrespect to another male. “beef” being slang for (pause) male genetalia, “rock beef” is essentially telling someone to “suck a d-ck” or “f-ck off” rock beef
- Rock Skipper
when at a water park a very large woman comes out of the slide and skids across the water due to momentum. guy 1: d-mn, did you see that fat b-tch skip. guy 2: word, it’s called a rock skipper
- Rodenism
founded by a senior at vhhs in august 2009, rodenism is commonly practiced by the vestavia hills high school boy’s tennis team. the way of life was based on a past student, named roden, who apparently made a legacy with his tennis abilities. legend has it that his unreturnable kick-serve causes the opponent to cr-p […]
- bwac
to f-ck up, but only slightly. (also works as an adjective) i had a 4.0 grade average until that cocain binge; that sure bwacced things up. big white american cowboy; used to define any slim white male over 6′ who has a tendancy to yell “yeehaww” while slapping some girl’s rear term for a gay […]
- Chinese Twizzler
when you shove a whole bag of twizzlers into a girls -n-s while you take a sh-t on her chest and put soy sauce on it she then proceeds to eat your (chinese) sh-t while giving you a hummer shaquita said that the chinese twizzler was yummy last night.