Bus Balls
a painful ache in the b-lls, scr-t-m, nads, testes resulting from the numerous, annoying, and nut shaking bounces from the terrible suspension on buses, mostly school buses. the yellow pieces of sh-t that have f-cking logs as suspension.
also, yet popularly results as an erection with the ache. so when you exit the bus you have a raging b-n-r to flaunt as you walk past all the other p-ssengers.
vick: -stirs around awfully as my places his backpack over his lap to hide his erection-
jeremy: yo, what the h-ll is up with you today? bus b-lls?
-bus stops, vic nods as he stands up with a large b-n-r and walks out of the bus past all of the other p-ssengers.-
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