a intelligent, cute female that many men attempt to ask out but fail.
with her cuteness also comes her ninja-like abilities. such as to manipulate people into getting things that she wants. such as policemen becoming ice cream car owners, and men giving her free food.
however, her cuteness tends to attract people to spot her right away thus losing some of the ninja qualities.
she is believed to be a great doctor that can save animals with a knife and a bag of sugar. (thou others believe that she may have used that knife to kill the animals and the sugar to experiment, because she works in a research lab as a mad scientist time to time).
yaskiras, come from a foreign land, one were one must go through a series of trials in order to become a “bad-ss.” thou literally, yaskiras have very nice, large bottoms, the term bad-ss is a t-tle where one has cleared these trials through fighting mythological creatures and obtaining the people’s trust.
one day, i shall become a yaskira so i to can try conquering the world with my skills as a great woman.
- dry bagging
when a man’s b-lls hang lower than his boxers and all can see them. he was dry bagging in the locker room.
1337 for hacked. used by (self-proclaimed) 31337 h4xx0rz(elite hackers). also spelled h4xx0r3d remember i’m not good with 1337. 1337 user:1 ju57 h4xx0rd y0u! non-1337 user:english please!?
someone who doesn’t like haight ashbury, i.e. the man and company. haighter: “haight ashbury should be destroyed; it’s just a place for druggies, burnout hippies, and other deviants to congregate.” haightee: “f-ck you, suit!”
one who attracts chubby people. dude, you are so hambait. look at that 400 pounder checking you out!
- handle happy
an expression used when explaing that while the driver is unlocking the car you opened the door at the same time thus not unlockinng the door and the driving having to unlock the car again. this annoying occourence happens while getting too anxious to enter the car person 1: “ashleeyyyyy…” person 2: “sorry hehe i […]