bus driver


to deliberately and selfishly divulge information about a coworker for the sole purpose of gaining an upper hand on said coworker to an authoritative third party (i.e. the boss).
jordan: “matt, can you believe what fisher did?”
matt: “what did he do now?”
jordan: “i was only 5 minutes late, fj was not in the office yet and had no idea i was late, then fisher completely bus drove me by telling fj i was late to work!”
matt: “yeah fisher is such a f-cking bus driver!”
an individual who drives p-ssengers to and from school but unfortunately does not receive any reimbursemnt from said “p-ssengers”. this individual receives much grief from his peers due to his countless hours of time wasted driving the bus without anything to show for it. weapon of choice is usually a green jeep wrangler bearing the plates drdlax.
“l and j throw me a freckin bone here” said the angry bus driver
(n) underground hip-hop artist who raps extremely fast. probably faster than the likes of twista and bone thugs n harmony.
go listen to imaginary places from the tony hawk underground game, you’ll see
when someone makes a jerking/shaking motion with a semi closed hand as if giving a hand job in between another person’s legs without them knowing from behind.
i gave zack a bus driver and he didn’t even see it coming.
a evil person ( usualy ) who doesn’t care your running late. usualy fat and unatractive.
yeah she was trying to fit through the bus seats to yell at those kids what a fat busdriver !
1) the broke–ss fat–ss disgruntled old-head who takes your poor -ss to school or elsewhere
2) someone who takes you to school, figuratively
1) “man, your grandma sure is a nasty b-tch. and she’s old, fat, and ugly. come to think of it, she’s also pretty d-mn broke. what the h-ll is she, a bus driver.”
“yes.”

2) (makes 7 consecutive 3-pointers and dunks in your face 32 times)
“call me the bus driver, because i just took yo’ -ss to school!”
while having s-x doggy style, the left thumb is inserted into the recieveer’s r-ct-m and turned from side to side essentially driving the bus. the right hand reaches around and squeezes the right breast honking the horn to alert patrons the bus is coming. don’t forget to wave to the people waiting for the bus.
it was a really successful date until i tried to give her the bus driver. guess i’ll be walking from now on.

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