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  another term for autoerotic asphyxiation (choking oneself while masterbating). dude 1: hey man, what’s with the red marks around your neck? dude 2: i was choking off last night, dude. dude 1: gross.

• meat pillows

  another word for t-st-cl-s. my sausage is resting comfortably on its meat pillows. br–sts, t-ts, jugs, etc…. she’s got a sweet set of meat pillows.

• fappity fap fap

  to m-st-rb-t- extremely fast. this term can only be used with a male. female term would be “schlickity schlick schlick.” maurice, what is your favorite activity? why, of course, fappity fap fapping!

• Christing Off

  born again christian who talks about nothing other than jesus christ. 1) frank: “where is john today?” bill: “john is at church christing off” 2) “the jehova witnesses came to my house this morning, and were christing off” 3) “stop christing off father malone!”

• farblondjet

  yiddish for “completely lost” or “way out in left field.” literally lost, or figuratively, as when someone is given some information and comes to absolutely the wrong conclusion, like adding 2 and 2 and coming up with 7. john was driving from san francisco to los angeles, but after the missing the exit to i-5, […]

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