busfuck

1. the process in which an individual misses the bus, or must wait an undesirable period of time for the bus to arrive.

2. missing a series of buses consecutively, further extending an individuals waiting time at the bus stop.

3. giving up all hopes of finding transportation, and choosing to walk to the desired destination, only to watch the bus p-ss you on the street five minutes later.

busf-cking often occurs on wednesday, due to the typically early releasing of students from most public schools which may happen to conflict with the schedules of school or city buses. in some cases, busf-ckage may increase substantially due to lack of patience and aggravation towards the bus company.

wednesday is known as “busf-ck day,” as it is the day you are most likely (or in some cases, inevitably) to be busf-cked.
“where the h-ll is that school bus? did we just get busf-cked?”
4 more definitions
bus f-cking involves 2 people: the victim, and the f-cker. the bus f-cker is generally the b-tch on the bus that no one likes to sit with because she is either: a fat b-tch, a scary b-tch, a super-b-tch, or a combination of the three. victims to bus f-cking are usually guys too nice to say no to someone who wants to sit with them. once the b-tch sits down, she begins to engage you in conversation about obsessions with non-fat guys, her hatred of her parents, and other topics the victim more often than not does not give a d-mn about. the result of a good (see: bad) bus f-cking is: being even more scared of the b-tch, friends making fun of you, and annoying children on the bus claiming you want to have an affair with the b-tch.

also see: bus rape
victim: thank g-d we’re at my bus stop…now i can get away from sammi.
victim friend: yeah man, she bus f-cked you good. did she seriously tell you about how she wants her brother inside her?
when you offer your s-xual services to anyone riding on the bus, are declined, and then quite literally try to have s-x with the bus by humping the ticket booth, rails, ect..
jessa is such a bus f-ck
the act of throwing an individual under the collective bus or having said action performed to you.

may also be used when stuck behind busses.
jill busf-cked me in that meeting with the ceo. now he thinks i’m an incompetent goon.

the sheer amount of busf-ckery in this company is staggering.

i am currently being busf-cked by city metro, i’ll be in late today.
bus-f-ck
-n. (1) one large enough to f-ck over a bus if it were to run into him or her.
-n .(2) one would also be capable of eating said bus as an appetizer with ease.
-n. (3) one would also be interested in f-cking (engaging in s-xual intercourse) with said bus.

-v. (1) to be hit with a bus, but because of one’s extremely large weight and size, to cause the bus to be “f-cked,” or destroyed.
-v. (2) to literally engage in s-xual intercourse (f-ck) a bus through its exhaust pipe, doors, gas tank, sunroof, or other cavities.

-v. (3) to literally engage in s-xual intercourse (f-ck) a bus by shoving its exhaust pipe up one’s -n-l caviti(es) (-sshole).
-v. (4) to literally engage engage in s-xual intercourse (f-ck) a bus by shoving the entire bus inside one’s -n-l cavity(ies) (-sshole).
steve is such a busf-ck.

did you see that busf-ck? he must have weighed a billion tons.

steve: i’ll take five hundred mcburgers. can you supersize them?
employee: wow, you’re such a busf-ck.

holy sh-t that busf-ck last night was so kinky.