Can’t Raise the Main Sail


erectile dysfunction, either permenant or temporay. a nice way of saying “can’t get hard”
d-mn, she so ugly i can’t raise the main sail, even after a case!

Read Also:

  • casablanca

    cl-ssic movie that came out in 1942, and probably has the best known lines in film history. for example: “here’s looking at you, kid” “if that plane leaves the ground and you’re not with him, you’ll regret it. maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon — and for the rest of your life.” “louis, […]

  • Caurilyn

    an absolutely amazing girl who is the best friend anyone could ask for! she is sweet, funny, and amazing to hang out with! she can always make anyone laugh! she is also stunning! anyone who is her friend should feel so lucky!! i want to date a girl like caurilyn!

  • Juniper Green

    some stupid guy i know made it up instead of saying jumper, he thinks its rhyming slang!! “it’s cold, where’s my juniper green?”

  • jap tunnel

    the tunnels people use in “minecraft” to get from one part of the island to the other safely and quickly. these j-p tunnels sure are a quick way to get around the island.

  • jason hook

    one who is obsessed with his own p-n-s, he is always touching it, or trying to show it to people. cannot get through a day without spanking the monkey. has poor hygiene, often smells like j-zz . so ladies, if you detect that subtle hint of ammonia run for the hills. should you show any […]


Disclaimer: Can't Raise the Main Sail definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.