Bush gorilla
a more severe form of uterine prolapse (third degree). also called an angry eye, the uterine cervix protrudes outside the v-g-n- and hangs around for fresh air. the only natural cover is usually pubic hair. a bush gorilla is worse than a cave gorilla and it is easily seen by external inspection, provided there isn’t too much bushy pubic hair around.
midwife: don’t you ever learn? you are only 22 and you already have seven children! and now you have significant uterine prolapse! you should have your tubes tied!
unemployed husband (23): what does significant prolapse mean?
midwife: you stupid burro! first it was just a cave gorilla and now it’s become a bush gorilla! and you should have used a condom! before long your wife will end up with an angry gorilla!
woman: don’t waste your breath señora. he is a good catholic from tijuana… (sigh)
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any man (or woman) actively seeking s-x with a female partner. john: “did you hear that rick got laid last night?” steve: “no way!” john: “yeah. the guy was a total bush hunter at the party last night.”
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of or relating to being busy all the time. i am a very busical person, always on the go and not ever stopping to smell the proverbial roses.
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awesome – cool – tight – hot – hoodrich basically anything that you think is cool acronym: b – beautiful u- unique s – s-xy j – jiggly o – outrageous i – intelligent n – naughty t – tt the car (audi tt) d-mn homie, those kicks are so busjoint
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what f-cktards call spaghetti. f-cktard: “mommy, can i have some more busketti?” mommy: “stfu f-cktard.”
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bussa,noun ( bus-uh ) definition:a female who likes to give oral s-x. a bussah will suck anyones d-ck for free and doesnt care. theyll even do it at school. note: most bussahs are ugly and boys only want them because they suck d-ck girl 1 :hey girl. see dat girl ova der girl 2 :yea […]