a person who adventures out into nature with either little knowledge of survival or with an over confidence in their ability to use primitive survival techniques in order to be “closer to nature.” often bush hippys reject science, technology, and known animal behaviour in favor of mysticism. they can also be people who poach and trash up local areas, while claiming environmentalist opinions that reject conservation in favor of radical political change.
two notable examples are timothy treadwell and chris mccandless who both died from an overconfidence in their semi mystical belief that their interactions with nature surp-ssed scientific data and common sense.
john: “did that guy who p-ssed us on the trail not have any gear with him?”
jake: “probably just a bush hippy who’s going to get himself killed.”
john: “did that bush hippy just b-tch at me for being a republican who hates nature when they just littered the entire area with their power bar wrappers?”
jake: “that’s the problem with bush hippies, they don’t care about conservation just feelings and legislation on companies. they use the environment as a scape goat for their political ideals.”
- Butt blunt
the left over remnants of a miss aimed wipe after taking a cr-p. where the front edge of the tp gets caught between the sticky moist surface of you inner -ss crack and the wipeing motion of you dominant sh-t cleaning hand. then breaks off lodging itself in between your b-tt cheeks, only to be […]
- buy once cry once
term to describe the purchasing of an expensive item, of excellent quality. implies that the owner will, initially, have reservations or guilt for buying such an expensive item; however, the owner soon realizes they will only have to purchase the item once. owing to its craftsmanship and durability, the item will have a long lifespan. […]
- caught white handed
when one is caught in the act of masturbation during -j-c-l-t–n, typically when parents walk in on teens. person 1: dude did you hear about johnny? person 2: yah man. he got caught white-handed. he’s not getting his laptop back for a long time. person 1: he really needs to lay off the masturbation. getting […]
- chomp time
when another male does f-ll-t– to another man while poking his nose inside the persons -n-s. there will be a designated chomp time later on okay?
- cookies and creaming
when you cookies and cream yourself you are s-xually pleased but also very afraid so you simultaneously j-zz and sh-t your pants at the same time oh my god brenda is wearing those booty shorts and carrying a strap-on, man i think i think i am cookies and creaming