business monday
between 1800 to 0000 on a sunday evening when most businesses are closed, and for all intents and purposes, it might as well be monday.
t: “i’ve already got two things done off my to do list for this week.”
a: “don’t you mean next week?”
t: “yeah but it might as well be tomorrow now.”
a:
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