business up front party in the back
see mullet.
he tore off his caterpillar hat, showing even more of his mullet hairstyle and cried “yeah lady! it’s business up front party in the back!”
business: confident, presentable, serious
party: at ease, hanging loose, flowing, always ready for a good time…
after winning the world championship lawnmower races, earl shouted “business up front party in the back!” with his dirty-greasy mullet flowing in the breeze. meanwhile his compet-tors stood to the side cowering in defeat.
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