busted footy
a woman’s v-g-n- that looks so loose and floppy that it resembles a thin skinned foot ball that has been busted.
busted footy (noun): “i was gonna go down on her but when she opened her legs and showed me a busted footy, i couldn’t stop thinking of all the m-ssive d-cks she must have copped.”
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