but-head
someone who constantly uses the conjunction “but” instead of using more appropriate forms of speech or the other conjunctions such as “and, or, yet, so, for or nor.” the word “but” is frequently used in the phrases “yeah, but…” and “but, what if…” implying a contrary disposition to anything and making for very difficult conversations.
“you look nice today,” he said, and instead of saying thank you, she said, “but, does that mean i don’t look nice on other days?” he said to himself as he walked away, “what a but-head.”
“what a terrific, sunny day,” he said, “yeah, but the flowers are beautiful,” she replied realizing too late that she had been a but-head.
“the team won the championship,” she said, “but, what if the parking lot is crowded,” he responded. “a championship for but-heads,” she whispered to herself.
Read Also:
- teabag alarm
the sound made by a teabaggee whilst performing the act for which the alarm is named. the noise serves as a warning (or in some cases, an invitation) to p-ssersby that there is, in fact, a teabagging in progress. i was about to open the door, but then i heard chris sounding the teabag alarm […]
- Instagram Friendly
used to describe a location, typically a restaurant, where there is either good cellular coverage or free wi-fi and adequate lighting to properly capture food p-rn photos and upload them to instagram. mike is really addicted to food p-rn photos, he’ll only go to instagram friendly restaurants now.
- delicious pie
something of which a lack of would create chaos see the madness avenger game
- Nigret
to regret performing an action that can be construed as stereotypical lower-cl-ss african american behavior. to uncharacteristically behave like a n-gg-r, only to later regret it. i sure nigret rushing to be the first one in line for fried chicken at our company picnic. i nigret drinking that bottle of malt liquor before going to […]
- nilafied
the adjective describes ones blonde/sped moments and/or their ways of acting r-t-rded. this includes the use of the “indian accent” ex. 1 white person: “i’m from africa.” girl: “if your from africa, then why are you white….” ex. 2 lmao how do you say omg, your so nilafied… oh wait…. nevermind.