but my wife won’t let me
the words of any man who has found true love.
i would love to spend thousands on a new pc build and then travel to some remote island with hookers and tons of blow… but my wife won’t let me because i have to split with her everything i earn and we will be visiting her mother on sat-rday for her birthday.
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