Butt Boner

when you see a hot girl and the blood starts to flow,
fills up your genitals, nowhere left to go,
gotta go somewhere, and gotta go fast,
“where did it all go” went right to your -ss!

-essentially a b-n-r, but not with the p-n-s, with the -ss. happens when your blood overflows your p-n-s during a normal erection, fission occurs, and it is forced into your “-ss cakes”. your -n-s then become extremely hard as if you have an “erection of the -n-s”
i’ve got a b-tt b-n-r for you! -“for who?” i got a b-tt b-n-r and it’s enough for two.

i got a b-tt b-n-r that is big and black. so why don’t you come and lick the dust out of my crack?

i got a b-tt b-n-r bigger then a stick,

so come and give my b-tt a lick
-“b-tt b-n-r”
its a booty erection –
it will p-ss an inspection –
it is quite a perfection –
the hardness is manifestin’ –

its an erection of the booty –
it is quite a beauty –
it can be a little moody –
and it smells like doody –

when they see it girls start smiling! –
i broke my phone b-tt dialing! –
draws attention at the mall! –
gives a new definition of “booty calls”! –
when a really long t-rd protrudes from the b-tt. the t-rd is not released; the tension on the end of the t-rd exerted by the sphincter is enough so that the t-rd maintains its protrusion without breaking off or being retracted. this creates a silhouette of an erection, where the t-rd resembles the shaft and the b-ttcheeks resemble the b-lls. a b-tt b-n-r.
“check out this long dry one, bro! a perfect b-tt b-n-r!”
the term used when you have to go to the bathroom so badly that you have surp-ssed “prairie d-gg-ng” it and now have a good two to three inches of t-rd protruding from the back of your shorts. thus, you are sporting a “b-tt b-n-r”. omg, is that a tail? nope, just my b-tt b-n-r. can you point me to the nearest sh-tter?

sh-t, p–p, t-rd, prairie d-gg-ng, take a dump, pinch a loaf, lay some brown pipe, cut some lumbar
friend #1 – “i have to go to the bathroom so bad!”
friend #2 – “oh man, are you prairie d-gg-ng it?”
friend #1 – “past that dude, i am sporting a full fledge b-tt b-n-r!”
the feeling you get in your r-ct-m when you are about to take a cr-p but are holding off before you absolutely have to go.
i knew this was going to be a good sh-t. i had such a b-tt b-n-r.