butt buffer-zone
refers to the distance between ur-n-s and the outer perimeter of your b-tt-cheeks, in terms of how far an accidentally-released blob of p–p has to “travel” before it reaches — and subsequently soils — your clothing and/or whatever surface that you happen to be presently sitting/lying upon.
many people think that having a huge flabby behind in undesirable, but it can actually be an advantage if you occasionally suffer from liquid farts, since it provides you with a greater b-tt buffer-zone; this is especially fortuitous if you happen to be sitting or reclining at the time of said unexpected discharge, since it is exhaustingly more laborious to properly sanitize a seat-cushion or mattress, whereas soiled clothing can usually just be soaked in detergent-solution and then tossed in the washer.
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