Butt Called
when you accidentally hit redial on your cell phone ehen it’s in your pants pocket.
“h-llo!, h-llo?, h-llo?” ask friend later, hey did you call me? “no, oh wait, i must have b-tt called you when i leaned again the counter.”
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