butt carpet


an extreme amount of hair that covers a man (or woman’s) -ss.
you should have seen the b-tt carpet on that guy!

Read Also:

  • Butter Slap

    it is when you wipe the sweat off you nut sacular and you slap someone in the face. -b-tter slaps ron- ron: what was that? david: a b-tter slap. ron: what’s that? david: when you wipe the sweat off your b-lls and slap someone in the face. ron: eww wtf?

  • butter the turd cutter

    you b-tter the t-rd cutter before you hit her in the sh-tter or pump her in the dumper or mow her t-rd blower that sl-t tells me i can do whatever i wanted so i’m gonna b-tter the t-rd cutter then meat her bean steamer.

  • Butthole Bottle

    the act of giving a girl -n-l then pull out and blowing over it so it sounds like when you blow over a bottle (works when the ridge of the -sshole is wet) last night i gave a girl a b-tthole bottle

  • butt stroke

    the act of using the b-tt end, or stock of a rifle to strike an enemy across the face, chest, neck, or other body parts. taught to members of the military as means of defending yourself in a hand-to-hand combat situation when all else fails, or just for the fun of it. the b-tt stroke […]

  • Butt Town

    vista, ca a sh-tty, southern california suburb where nothing ever happens. “man i’m heading into b-tt town around 3”


Disclaimer: butt carpet definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.