Butt Crumb


a loser, a wanabe surfer. people who buy surf gear, fake bake (use tanning beads) basically people who wishing they were locals, but they cant be.
q: whos that b-tt crumb trying to surf?
a: he’s a n-body
little pieces of toilet paper left after a poor wipe job. not limited to any specific gender, age, or ethnicity.
cheap toilet paper and fast wipes will almost always give you a bad case of itching b-tt crumbs.

she couldn’t wait till the elevator doors closed because she had a bad case of “b-tt-crumbs”
sam suiciide/komiazyk/vakalis
pieces off poo stuck to ones b-m from too much -n-l s-x that get hard and look like crumbs and end up everywhere.
flinders street rat: hey what are those crumbs on the floor?
sam: my b-tt crumbs, sorry!
also known as -rs- dandruff and poo-flakes

small specks of poo that fall down on to the toilet seat while wiping. particularly visible on white toilet seats (but carpets do an excellent job of concealing them). usually observed among those with hairy cracks and high-fibre diets.
son: dad, did uncle jim come to visit again?
father: yes, why do you ask?
son: i saw some b-tt crumbs on the toilet seat.
the little bits of poo left behind after a flush. b-tt crumbs will generally swirl around as the toilet fills, but often settle in the bottom eventually. phantom b-tt crumbs also exist – they tend to show up after the toilet fills halfway, so even after you check there is still a chance they will show up. b-tt crumbs are most common after eating a big salad or chinese buffet, but also occur often during an illness.

also known as ‘leavings’ by those more cultured.
‘dude, did you have a salad today?’
‘yeah, howd you know?’
‘you left a bunch of b-tt crumbs in the toilet’
‘must have been phantom, i waited after the flush for like a minute.’

also ‘when you came to my apartment, you left b-tt crumbs, in the toilet…annie are you ok? are you ok annie?’
a turtle head that has gone too far and is now held betwixt thou cheeks until such time that thou is prepared to drop the b-ttcrumb in its final destination.
where is the nearest waste receptacle? i need to rid myself of this b-ttcrumb
what your dirty b-tt leaves behind after you sit on something clean.
lunchlady: -finishs cleaning table-
11yr old girl: -sits on freshly cleaned table-
lunchlady: get yer b-ttcrumbs offa meh table!
11yr old girl: what?

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