butt dialed
when you try to call your buddy in prison and his phone is in temporary storage in his b-tt.
“honey, who are you trying to call?” “i just b-ttdialed joe in prison, for real.”
the act of inadvertently calling someone on a cellular phone, when your phone is in your pocket, or purse, or some other seemingly inconspicuous place where it should not be making calls.
your crazy ex: hey, i saw that you called. what’s up? wanna hang out? wanna get back together? i miss you so much!!!
you: eh, sorry for the confusion, but i didn’t mean to call. i must have b-tt dialed you.
this phrase is commonly used by females who keep their phones in their back pockets (as most females do) and accidentally call someone in their recent calls or speed dial. the recipient of the call may experience distinct sounds caused by flatulence and/or hear lengthy conversations that should not have been heard.
girl 1: hey liz did you call me this morning?
girl 2: not that i recall, must have b-tt dialed you.
b-tt dialed:
“the act of inadvertently calling someone on a cellular phone, when your phone is in your pocket, or purse, or some other seemingly inconspicuous place where it should not be making calls.”
😉
hey, i think you accidentally b-tt dialed me 🙂
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