butt guppy


a b-tt guppy happens when you’re finished taking a sh-t but your -sshole won’t close and is hanging open like a guppy gulping for air.
the other day my starfish squeezed out a girthy t-rd and it left me with a b-tt guppy. i think i might be getting -ss flu and will have to go home scule.
see the definition of mud guppies.
that f-g has a fresh load of b-tt guppies swimming in his man hole.

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