butt-ham
when someone slaps another persons b-tt with a slice of ham while another guy is slurping the juices coming from the ham hitting the b-tt
phil, john and jim were bored so they played b-ttham with each other
1 more definition
the nasty -ss sweaty feeling you get after running a long time, and you yourself become mistunderstood thinking that the sweat, is actually you sh-tting your pants, just not realizing it, but, its actually sweat
phil: wow, that 35 mile run was a workout
pete: ya man, i think i sh-t myself
phil; nah man, you prolly got b-tt-ham
pete: im not sure, it sure feels greasy, lemme check..yup, b-tt-ham
phil: ya dude, go away, freak
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