butt mites


b-tt mites are annoying little creatures that reside in the sweaty -ss cracks of overweight bull dyk-s and republicans. they are known to feast on b-tthairs as well as the occasional p-b- or two if feeling adventerous enough.
“dude, you can see the b-tt mites crawling out of that sk-nks shorts. …i just threw up a little.”

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