butt napkin


the irritating growth of toilet-tissue evolving between one’s b-tt-cheeks, resulting in the horror that is kleenex brand tissue-paper. also quite fashionable in iraq.
i am the kleenex b-tt-monkey!
the what now?
i’m the guy they pluck b-tt napkins from to make their tissue-paper, silly-billy.
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