butt noogie
taking one cheek and rubbing your fist on it. then taking the other cheek and rubbing your other fist on it. can’t be your own cheeks.
“wow, she just gave me the best b-tt noogie. she must’ve gone to school for it because she taught my -ss a lesson!”
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