miller’s paradox
intense contractions caused by running faster to make it to the toilet in time. the paradox is that the faster you run, the faster you will get to the toilet — but also, the faster you run, the more imminent becomes the dropping of the deuce prior to making it to the toilet.
miller’s paradox is related to zeno’s paradox in a way
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